Most would think, why would Hollywood even try to update such staples in people's lives? Well, it's been done, it was released this week that remakes of both Adventures in Babysitting and Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead are in the works.
There would be no Christina Applegate, Shelly Long (okay she was already famous), or Elizabeth Shue without these movies. I don't even want to know who they are going to cast. All I can imagine is the worst. I will continue to live and just pretend all this isn't happening.
Next they are going to tell me that Jenny Lewis is coming out of acting retirement in order to sell Girl Scout cookies for the remake Troop Beverly Hilzz 2: Cookie Time
UPDATE: This is really delayed, and by that I mean two years. During my research for this Pulitzer Prize nominated article, I discovered that The Internet Movie Database has a Teen Witch remake listed as being in production! The last update for this was listed in 2008, so there can only be a good sign that this is no longer happening.
They can't even try to Top That (I finally found a reason to mention this video):