Weekly Buffet: Old Friends, New Friends

Just when it seemed like every show you loved was going to end this year with absolutely nothing capable of filling that great entertainment void, the television decided to come back and totally redeem itself. I'm still in my mourning attire over the end of Parks and Rec and Parenthood, and I already know that I will be extending the donning of this metaphorical garb due to the soonish exit of Mad Men, but some recently released shows have been keeping me distracted from those fallen comrades.

In fact, there has been such an array of fantastic new TV debuting recently that it would be impossible to even keep up.

Most exciting of all is that the whole gang is back together! Well, not one particular group from one specific show, per se, but numerous actors that were featured in some beloved hits from television past have resurrected themselves in pretty darn great projects.

Three shows have especially been putting a little extra kick in my step. It's just nice to see some treasured actors back to doing what they do best. In one case, a new show brought fresh life into an old character, where the other two find some very special actors showing off their top-notch comedy tricks in quite original programming.  

The Last Man On Earth

When Will Forte left SNL in 2012, it took a bit for him to find his footing outside of sketch comedy.

Even though he had some memorable acting roles while he was still on SNL (most notably, Paul, the Jenna Maroney impersonator on 30 Rock), it wasn't until 2013 that things really started to flow. He veered off his typical goofy course to co-star in a family oriented drama that had a comedic edge, Nebraska. This was the project that proved he was more than MacGruber. Starring in an Oscar nominated movie will have that effect - the guy can act.

After conquering the film world in a slightly more serious manner, Forte could have easily stuck to the silver screen and not ventured back to television comedy. Thankfully he didn't forget about his roots, because within only three episodes, his show, The Last Man On Earth, is already a must see.

Forte stars as the "man" in the title, Phil Miller, who has determined that he has become the only living human. It is unknown (for now) what caused the death of humanity and while we wait to find out, the writers hilariously play up crazy ways to kill days spent alone.

It turns out that there are quite a lot of DIY activities for anyone left with nothing but time in an unpopulated planet that is still full of endless material goods. Set a bunch of wigs on fire? Sure! Steal the Presidential carpet from the Oval Office? Of course! Crash a bunch of cars together? Yes, please! Fashion a group of friends out of sports equipment, a la Cast Away? Definitely a necessity.

All of this wackiness is also complimented by little moments of sincerity about loneliness and love. Both sides of the character, much like the role he played in Nebraska, make thiscompletely perfect for the delightful Forte. Obviously aware of his own talents, it helps that he actually created the show and is also one of the writers.

If it continues on as strong as the first couple episodes, Forte could have a classic comedy on his hands.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

"Unbreakable!"

Oh, excuse me, I've just had the viral worthy theme song to Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt pulsing through my veins for over a week. 

The show that comes attached to the catchy tune is another gift given to us all by Tina Fey (and, to be fair, Robert Carlock).

Unbreakable follows Kimmy Schmidt as she tries to start a new life in NYC. Kimmy gives off a little bit of that "Mary Tyler Moore throwing her hat up in the sky glow", but she isn't just trying to make it on her own in the big city as a woman - she is doing that PLUS also trying to get over the fact that she lived for 15 years with a cult in an underground bunker believing that the entire outside world had ceased to exist.

Leave it to Fey to take an idea that in different hands would be semi-dark and turn it into a hilarious show with an optimistic main character who makes every life she touches a little more bright.

Besides Fey, there are some other familiar faces involved. Ellie Kemper, an alum from The Office, plays Kimmy. She was always funny and loveable in past roles, but the material from Unbreakable is giving her the opportunity to show off a range of emotions and also how great she is at joke delivery. Can we please also bless Fey for continuing to make TV shows just so Jane Krakowski can play lovably wacko people..

Along with the old faces, there is a new actor that is almost too fantastic and has taken a bit of the spotlight away from the female leads. Titus Burgess, who plays Kimmy's NYC roommate Titus Andromedon (that name alone!), has become the most consistently fun character to watch. He is a glorious singer and, as his character is a struggling actor, this means there are a great deal of musical performances.  Every single one of his story lines has been hilarious, but one stands out more than the rest. There is an episode largely devoted to him and his landlord, played by the legendary Carol Kane, making a music video for his song, "Pinot Noir". That one will get stuck in your head almost more than the theme song.

Even with the involvement of such talented people, after watching the very first episode I was a little iffy on whether Unbreakable was another home run for Fey. Now I've reached the final episode and could smack myself for ever having doubts.

I am loving every minute with that former "Mole Woman" and do not want it to end. Who would want it to when comedy gold is happening every episode - like Jon Hamm once again playing up his unstoppable comic side as another delusional man (with sick karate moves) and Martin Short popping up as a crazed, melting face looking plastic surgeon. Only Tina Fey can make brilliant cameos like this happen on the regular and that's on top of how perfect the regular cast is already.

I don't know about you, but this lady is already excited for season two. 

Better Call Saul

Out of all three of these shows, Better Call Saul had the most riding on its success. Coming off a very successful final season of  Breaking Bad, the audience was bigger than it ever had been and any future related projects would have an audience of millions waiting for it to be released and enjoy/criticize.

Bob Odenkirk's Saul is one of the most memorable roles in TV's modern "Renaissance", so it only made sense for him to have his own show. We never knew much about Saul on Breaking Bad, other than he knew how to get people out of some tough pickles. Still as viewers, there was always something about him that made us all care enough to feel concerned about his survival and want to know more about his past.

Better Call Saul could have gone badly. Trying to follow up a major hit would have been stressful and not everyone can handle the pressure. Vince Gilligan however, has proven that he didn't totally lose his talent once Breaking Bad ended. Of course he would still be able to write witty dialogue and come up with interesting story lines that you never see coming!

Phew! What a relief.

Let's be clear too - this show isn't just good for being a prequel to a terrific series. Better Call Saul is top notch. It is a show that can stand alone in its greatness.

With the build up of excitement before the show was released, I couldn't help but fill my brain with dazzling  thoughts about our old friends Jesse and Walt somehow getting mixed up in the episodes eventually.  Now that I've actually seen Better Call Saul and very much enjoy the titular character on his own (with another blast from the past, Mike, thrown in for good measure), I honestly wouldn't mind if "the one who knocks" never actually...you know...knocks. At least on this show anyway.

People who were scared to get into Breaking Bad because it seemed too dark and depressing, should give the lighter in tone Saul a chance instead. Breaking Bad did have its funny moments too, but there is inherently more comedy in the day to day life of a conniving lawyer than the meth business.

Both shows have their differences, but what they definitely both share is that they're equally addicting.



Just these three shows alone is enough for you to fill your weekly quotient of what people deem as a healthy amount of TV time.

Feel like you're sitting too much? Enjoy some TV time while stretching or lifting weights or walking in place. That's a way to make you feel less guilty, especially when even more shows are being released on Netflix this week (be still my Kyle Chandler loving heart) and Vince Gilligan apparently has another impressive show on his hands over at CBS.

Ah! Cue everybody doing their best Jesse Spano freak out. There's just too much to see!



Keep watching what you love - I'll see you next time.

Everyone Looks Good In A Sheinhardt

In the internet cliques that write about and consume pop culture, all the buzz this week revolved around the kick off of  fall TV. New series like Gotham, Madam Secretary, Forever, and The Mysteries Of Laura have burst on to the stage for prime-time spots on some of the biggest networks.

However, new doesn't always mean better. It seems like mostly everything is getting ho-hum reactions. Except for the uproarious reaction last night to the Viola Davis starring, How To Get Away With Murder.

More shows will still be rolling out over the next couple weeks, including the return of already established favorites (Parenthood's final season!) Even so, none of these options are going to fill the giant hole that has been vacated since we saw Liz Lemon and Criss Cross ride off into the sunset together. Or more accurately, riding off in one of those flying machines from Star Wars.

It's been a couple years now without new episodes, but when it comes to 30 Rock,  there is no greater comedy worth spending time on repeat viewings. The episodes don't get tired or boring - each one actually gets better.

I hadn't watched the series from the beginning in awhile, so even in the face of all the new television offerings, it also seemed like an opportune time to revisit old favorites.

Due to its quick wit and cleverly worded jokes coming at you in repeated succession, its impossible to catch every single hilarious tidbit thrown at the audience.

Jokes could even sail by completely unnoticed. Especially when frequently a single quip could cause uproarious laughing fits that would carry over for minutes afterward. With this in mind, I actually got in the habit of watching each new episode the night it aired and then again the following day.

At this point in my current re-watch I'm only a little way into season two and there is already endless amusing banter to discuss.




From the very beginning of season one the stories and cast put together a show that has such a high level of cleverness. There are the zany antics of self absorbed  TGS cast members, Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) and Jenna Maroney (Jane Krakowski, in the whacked-out role of a lifetime), mixed brilliantly with current events. 30 Rock may even be the first media to (in this case jokingly) point out how important one letter can be when it comes to "Osama" vs "Obama".

Jenna making the said extreme faux-pas (seen in the above clip) is from episode 15, "Hardball". The first season is great as a whole (including episode 10, "The Rural Juror"), but "Hardball"  feels like the ultimate moment where all of Tina Fey's dreams for a TV show perfectly converged together.

In just 22 minutes this single episode finds Jenna posing for a ridiculous photo-spread, then falling from grace after being misquoted in a magazine, and making a fool of herself in a TV interview. To top it off, Kenneth Ellen Parcell becomes part of Tracy's entourage, which results in Grizz and Dot Com being out of a job.

Turns out Kenneth's gangly, fragile frame, makes him the worst choice for a bodyguard. This is all the perfect set up to a classic comedy payoff. Tracy finds himself stuck and panicked in the middle of a raging crowd, but thankfully Grizz and Dot Com come out of nowhere to push the protestors aside, sweeping Tracy up in their arms à la The Bodyguard. Oh, and by the way, this is all set to a version of "I Will Always Love You", sung by Tracy Morgan and Jack McBrayer.












Finding ways to work in dated and current pop culture references is definitely a 30 Rock signature. Those writers were always experts at lampooning the world around them. Sometimes even taking down the insanity of Lifetime movies.




Very low ratings meant this show was never a hit. Well, other than where it matters - at awards shows.

Here's to 30 Rock finding a larger audience now in reruns. It really deserves it! Should Greenzo help rally the cause? He could even work double-time and also be the poster boy for climate change. Both equally important issues. Someone call Leo.

Maybe with more fans we'll be able to convince the gang to come back together for a straight to Yahoo! (they're making TV shows now too, right?) reunion special or a sequel to Hard To Watch: Based On The Book "Stone Cold Bummer" by Manipulate.

Every episode is currently on Netflix and probably other streaming services as well. My recommendation couldn't be any higher for checking out this show for the first time or for the hundredth. All the hijinks listed above happens in just a season and a half of this show! Imagine what the rest of the episodes hold.

Okay guys, shut it down.

Trailer Wars: Oh, You Betcha

Over the last couple years, "limited series run" has become my favorite phrase.

Tight, well-told stories in this seemingly outstanding golden time in modern television all hinges on how well time is utilized. Or, how well writers can execute a story over time.

Ryan Murphy was a disaster with time - great ideas disintegrated into nonsense within one or two seasons. How can anyone trust a creative mind with a reputation like that?

Smartly he recognized his own strengths and created a show that can be limited in scope, and evolve each season.

Of course with the success of Murphy's American Horror Story miniseries/series, the idea of shorter TV shows that can change year to year spread through Hollywood like Hisenberg's blue meth.

Certainly the idea of a short ever changing show is sad - you get all hooked on characters like Cohle and Hart and then have to say goodbye after only eight episodes. It's rough, even if we got to enjoy a completely satisfying effort, with no disappointing, extra fluff. Season one of True Detective definitely laid the groundwork for fans to come screaming back anxiously anticipating how the new actors and different story will play out.

Some of these new shows won't evolve. When they say limited, they really mean it - 10 episodes in one pop and we're out.

I had been talking about this for months, and then it completely fell off my TV radar. I bounced back into excited reality after seeing a commercial over the weekend - The Coen Brothers are coming to TV!

There is no loveable Frances McDormand, William H Macy, or Buscemi, but I think we'll survive with this kind of caliber cast they pulled together. 

Unlike some, I was never worried about one of my favorite movies inspiring a TV show. Okay, well, maybe I was, but not after hearing that the Coen's were executive producers.

 

This isn't just a retelling of a car salesman's attempt to ransom off his wife and the pregnant cop that gets in his way. Judging by the short clip alone, they have perfectly captured that sparse, chilly atmosphere of the movie, and there will also be many zany character actors in small roles, which is always a  highlight of any Coen production.

 

If they have those elements right, I trust that the story will be enthralling, just like the movie.

We will all just have to find out when Fargo starts its limited, 10 episode run tomorrow night on FX.

I'll probably grab some Arby's to celebrate.

Listing: Meet Me At The Crossroads

[My new wallpaper for everything.]

While the Winter Olympics are dominating NBC, the networks regular scheduled programming is taking to the Net.  Anyone not interested in the cold and snowy (somewhat) conditions of Sochi can keep warm with the Texas spirit brought back to life by a few folks from Dillon.

In a master stroke of genius, Jason Katims decided to spend the Olympics hiatus bringing together two of his critically acclaimed, yet criminally under-watched television masterpieces  - yeah, that's right, the worlds of Parenthood and Friday Night Lights are converging right now.

There is no way to properly explain the amount of happiness that filled my heart when I clicked onto the 18 minute "webisode" and found Landry (aka Lance) jamming with his band Crucifictorious at the Luncheonette recording studio and Amber donning some East Dillon Lions apparel - dreams brought to reality.

People may argue that there are continuity issues - I'm already reading complaints by some who wonder how Amber could possibly be friends with Becky - but hey, let's not take it so seriously!  This is simply an opportunity to create a fun filled inside joke for anyone who loves both of these shows.

Boy, are there many references to savor, specifically, a shout out to The Landing Strip and a certain "local car dealership". Also, Billy Riggins playing football with Max is precious, and let's get serious, Landry would be really good for Amber.

For those out of the loop on these two shows, I've ranted about this many times before, so make these your next TV show obsession faster than you can say Riggins Rigs.

  (Check out Friday Night At The Luncheonette here.) 

All this talk of merging got me thinking about those great crossover episodes from years past. They always seemed to be thrown in during sweeps or when the network was trying to get viewers hooked on some new show. Some from my childhood are marvelous, but it seems like now those types of episodes are reserved for the dramatics of Grey's Anatomy and Private Practice. Oh, what I would have given to somehow find Tracy Jordan hanging out with Walt Jr.

Let's remember the good times, and those classic TV crossover episodes from the days of yore:

The Simpsons Meets The X-Files

"The Springfield Files" episode of The Simpsons may have entirely went over my head back in the day, since I had never seen The X-Files, but that didn't stop it from becoming (and still being) my favorite episode from the long running cartoon.

Now that I have successfully completed getting sucked into all the adventures of Dana Scully and Fox Mulder (best. name.) I can properly fan-girl out about this classic crossover.

The episode finds Homer, after a night at Moe's, traversing the outskirts of Springfield only to have a close encounter with, what he believes, is an alien. Obviously, since they also had their own hit TV show at the time, Scully and Spooky Mulder are called in to investigate.

Sometimes crossover episodes are awkward and forced. For this episode the setting is a cartoon world that has no limits to creativity and wackiness, and that's what makes this pairing absolutely perfect.

Mad About You Meets Friends

Several years before she became part of the six single best friends living the dream in NYC, Lisa Kudrow played a role on another successful NBC show, Mad About You.

Once she got the gig playing Phoebe Buffay, what's the network to do? Of course! Make the characters twin sisters! Kudrow played double duty starring on Friends, as the lovably kooky Phoebe, and still popping back up every so often on Mad About You as Ursula the flighty waitress.

The episodes of Friends where Ursula would pop up to cause Phoebe some sort of grief were always hilarious. Just like when they both dated Sean Penn that one time - he thought he could dump Ursula, start it up with Phoebe, but he could only look at her without his glasses, because she would look fuzzy and he could call her "Blur-sula". Oh the hyjynk!

Phoebe ended up married to Paul Rudd, so it all really worked out for everyone.

Full House Meets Family Matters

If there could only be one cultural icon to represent each decade of television , without a doubt the 50s would be represented by Lucille Ball, the 70s would be Mary Tyler Moore, and the 90s would have to be all about Steve Urkel.

"Did I do that?" Yes, Urkel, you did. The fact that this was a character that rocked the nation in high waisted pants and suspenders makes me elated.

For a time it seemed like you could find Urkel crossing over to just about every TV show, but facing down Uncle Jesse, cardigan to sweater vest, has to be the all time greatest. Well, besides when he turns into the hunky Stefan Urkel. PLEASE tell me Jaleel White has a thousand Emmys for that transformation alone.


I seem to remember an instance where Salem, from Sabrina The Teenage Witch, spent an entire night crossing over to each show on the T.G.I.F. line-up. Didn't this have something to do with Boy Meets World going back in time to WWII?

There was no video proof on the internet to back this assertion up, so it will just have to remain in the illustrious television crossover film vault and, of course, in our memories.

Until next time.

Listing: How To Break Bad

It's Labor Day weekend, and nothing honors those laborers better than a day off, and relaxing while watching a show that has been riveting the people of our great land; Breaking Bad.  Over the last seven weeks, Breaking Bad fever has broken out all over the country.

While I'm not a wanted criminal for selling Meth under the name Walter White or creating "Yeah Bitch! Magnets!" t-shirts, my devotion is shown in little ways, and mostly by staying up way past my "bedtime" every Sunday night.

Getting sleep is nice, and working early is brutal, but every Monday morning as I tightly grip my coffee mug, and can't string two words together, all I can think is: it is totally worth it. There is no way I could wait and be driven mad all day wondering what happened to Walt, Jesse, Mike, and the rest of the gang.

Just like any full blown addiction, it didn't help that we all had to deal with the anticipation that has been building for over a year, since last summer's explosive (has that literal pun been overused yet when referencing that episode? I hope not.) Season Four finale. Once the latest season started in July, each and every second has left you wishing that Season Five wasn't the last.

Tonight, we have reached the half way point of the season. After this installment many more months of anticipation will be building until sometime in 2013 when the show will officially end in a way that is nearly impossible to predict.

The only way to cope with the months of separation anxiety will be by watching the show from the beginning, since I cranked through it extremely fast the first time, and by continuing to revisit Bryan Cranston's previous gig as Hal, the hilarious, rollerdancing, speed walking, neurotic dad on Malcom In The Middle. By the way, that show is pretty fantastic - how quickly we forget!

It's not over yet, so lets not get gloomy, and instead talk about the best of Season Five:


1) Jesse is making a lot of sense. 



No longer simply the Robin to Walt's Batman, Jesse was the Think Tank of Ideas this season. Walt is lost in his obsession trying to be a drug kingpin and Jesse just keeps bringing the rational thinking, when he used to be the one least likely to be dependable.

From Magnets to train robberies, Jesse stayed level headed and his brain seemed to be going a mile a minute coming up with solutions whenever the team got backed into a corner. Or was Walt just trying to build his confidence...



2) MacGyver Walt

Nobody locks Walter White to a radiator.

In many circumstances for some reason, characters on Breaking Bad tend to forget that Walt is a genius first, drug lord second, so always use real handcuffs and not those flimsy plastic zip ties. If you don't, Walt will obviously MacGyver the hell out of an escape plan and deliver one of my all time favorite moments in any TV show.


3) Lance Takes On Meth

Finding actors from Friday Night Lights pop up on, literally, every TV show has become a game of sorts, so finding Jesse Plemmons' name, aka Landry/Lance the front man of Crucifictorious, in the credits for Breaking Bad this season made my day.

At first simply a guy working for an extermination service, his character Todd was recruited to help out with the Meth Business - the rest is history.

Trying not to give anything away, but, as a friend reminded me recently, once a killer always a killer. Oh, Lance.



4) Mike Forever

Once the badass errand boy for Gus, this season Mike joined the bald tri-fecta as the boys try to break out on their own.

Taking out anyone in their way makes Mike terrifying and critical to any team he is part of, but it is his terrific deadpan delivery and loveable devotion to his granddaughter that has made him an essential character to this season.



5) Strangers on A Train Robbery

Episode Five of this season, Dead Freight, found the guys in their biggest pickle: they are out of methylamine (critical to the drug production) and with no way to obtain any more. The above four reasons for Season Five's greatness collide in this exciting episode, especially as Jesse comes up with his second brilliant plan of the season; robbing a train of course!

Once there was a discovery that a train would pass through the dessert filled with methlamine, there was no looking back, and the new team of four concoct their plan.

Over nearly twenty heart pounding minutes of the episode, in almost real time, the robbery occurs where every second ticks by, and we are never sure that this is a plan that will turn out to be successful.

Brilliant suspense for a show that keeps concocting stories that keep us all guessing, and one more reason why Breaking Bad continues to be making cable TV the king of storytelling and all around quality.


Tune in for the mid-season finale tonight at 10 PM on AMC. Not watching the show? Quick, head over to Netflix where every season is Instantly Streaming.


(Side Note From The Future: What! Season Five doesn't come back until Summer 2013! That's what I get for assuming 2013 means January. Let's all hold hands people.)

Trailer Wars: Asylum

Nearing the end of August, everything swirling around is giving me the feeling that Fall is almost here: those crappy movies that studios held off on all summer are hitting the theaters and even Jo-ann's already has their Halloween display out, where cackling witches can be heard in the aisles as some obnoxious person (cough. me) presses the buttons on various Halloween toys. It's all happening too soon! I'm not ready.

Separation anxiety from the sun will hit full swing when my case of the SAD's kicks in during the endless days of cloud cover, but there can be some magic things about Fall, one being the beauty of Cable television.

On October 14th, zombies will once again slowly wander the streets of America on The Walking Dead, but eyes should also widen in excitement about that shows deranged cousin, where Walkers are exchanged for ghosts, demon babies, and a dude in a leather ensemble; October also brings Season 2 of the outrageously creepy American Horror Story.


Short perfectly crafted teaser trailers have become the more brilliant way to build anticipation for a new movie or TV show, and the several done for American Horror Story are definitely doing their job - I probably won't sleep later.

Are those legs! Is she feeding something! Or is it a scary version of Hansel and Gretel's bread crumb trail!

The haunted L.A. mansion is out, and the insane asylum is in, paving the way for all new characters, but still holding on to many of the players from the original season. Most importantly, Jessica Lange is back this season to stir up some more crazy and Chloë Sevigny will be playing a patient trapped behind the walls of the asylum. Those two ladies are going to kill it (acting wise, and probably literally as well), but casting Adam Levine on top of that is a ginormous question mark.

If Ryan Murphy is trying to top last season, expect that anything, seriously anything, can and will happen. He has always had a hard time maintaining a solid TV show for longer than one or two seasons, but he may have found his niche by creating an over the top, insane, yet must see show that can reinvent itself every thirteen episodes.

Halloween TV has never looked scarier. 

Listing: Top Reasons To Love Mad Men

Late bloomer to the Mad Men craze turned fanatic is who I am. 

Back in summer 2010, season four began merely days after I had obsessively cranked through the first three seasons. Then, just as my love was growing, it was taken away for too long-now it's back!

Friends, it was well worth the year and a half wait. Season 5 of Mad Men will turn any non-believer into a fan; once you get absorbed with the stories, and start loving and loathing the characters,  it will be clear that the show is more than a boring drama about advertising (and Zou Bisou Bisou). 

The show is now set in the late swinging 60's, drugs are plentiful (sweet Peggy does drugs in a movie theater), Mr. Belding shows up, and lets not forget, they made one of the more image obsessed characters feel the need to join Weight Watchers. 

There are still four new episodes this season, and it's never too late to get hooked. The critics and your classy parents favorite show is actually awesome-give in to it. 

Not convinced? Let's talk it over: 

1) Nostalgic Cameos: 

Saved By The Bell and The Secret World Of Alex Mac have something in common other than forever being in the collective memories of children of the 90's; actors from these shows have all popped up in episodes of Mad Men. Every time a familiar face shows up, it causes me to exclaim out loud to the TV with glee, as if the producers cast these actors as a special reward for anyone young-ish tuning in. 

In the past Clarissa's dad from Clarissa Explains It All had a recurring role, but this season alone has featured Alex Mac herself, Rory Gilmore (rather slutty indeed), that French girl from USA High, Miss Honey from Matilda, and Mr. Belding. Who's next? Donkeylips? Please and bring Budnick!

2) Sally Draper

Through all the adult corruption and mayhem that the show mostly focuses on, our eye to the innocence is one of the stand-out characters, who just happens to be a 12-year-old girl.

Dealing with parents who have multiple issues, and a baby-sitter that drugs you (well, that was just once) can be stressful. Sally has had her high-strung moments, but hey, she's a kid. 

Slowly through the progression of the show she has grown older and her presence more prominent, where now she is simply essential and each episode is better because of her.

3) LSD

When you think of the 60's and 70's what is the first thing you think of? Yeah, it's drugs isn't it? That's what I thought! 

In the episode "Far Away Places", Roger Sterling's foray into that eras drug of choice sent him on quite the hallucinogenic frenzy, leading to one of the strangest, most hilarious, and well written hours of television. Who doesn't want a bunch of Russian singers to start blaring each time you open a bottle of Vodka?

Which leads to...

4) Roger Sterling

This character is on fire this season! Don has been a weenie (...but slowly coming back) and this has paved the way for comic genius Roger to, honestly, steal every scene.

5) "Fat" Betty

In the most brilliant choice for a character, well ever, in my opinion, Season Five opened with Betty looking a little heavier than usual. 

After finding this cry inducing hilarious, I went to the internet and discovered others were horrified, and actually LIKE Betty as a character. For all those people, this may seem cruel...but I will continue. 

Betty is the worst and because of this making her gain weight is funny-it is simply amusing to imagine that writing session: "You know what we should do with Betty..."'
 

It's like the writers are daring all of us to find it hysterical, she wolfs down her daughters sundae for crying out loud! Come on people-this is comedy, don't be so serious.

Now, run to your fridge, grab a can of Reddi Whip, and settle in for tonight's new episode! Since Fat Betty is my soul sister, this may not be too far from the truth.

Weekly Buffet: You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile

A wise elf once said, "smiling's my favorite!" Buddy, I heartily agree.

Anything or anyone that can make me crack a smile on a daily basis I tend to keep close by-you never know when you'll need that little boost of a laugh.

Often this becomes a necessity.

The background picture on my computer at work is a fluffy puppy in a top hat and mustache. Without fail, every time I minimize a screen, that photo makes me laugh, and it snaps me out of my vombie-like state for a minute. After hours of staring at a computer screen, zombieness is unavoidable, but distractions make it manageable.

That which is worthy of a teeth bearing grin, laugh, or simple enjoyment this week is brought to you by the likes of outragerous tv shows, likable new tunes, and a guy who knows his dinos and knots.

Goldblum. Goldblum. More Goldblum.

If you caught Glee last night then you know where this is heading. It is clear that besides Amber Riley's impeccible, and timely, rendition of, "I Will Always Love You", that the biggest treat of the night was Jeff Goldblum!

It was a cameo that was too quickly over, but could easily be rectified if Rachel's dads were a permanent staple. Glee always needs more Goldblum in a lilac sweater playing the piano.

Looking for more Goldblum? Check out some re-runs of Portlandia. Once again dressed to the nines, this time in a white and pink tuxedo, Goldblum addresses the need we all have for artisan knots. "It's not a knot".

First Aid Kit

These Swedish gals know how to beautifully harmonize and belt their own take on bluesy folk tunes. Plus, they have a song named after Emmylou Harris. Sign me up!

I'm not sure of the exact moment my taste evolved to make this type of music my most coveted, but slowly and surely it had taken over. Even with the notes of meloncholy, the breezy beautiful nature of folk music always picks up my spirits.

See Also: The Avett Brothers, Neko Case, Jenny Lewis, The Civil Wars, Fleet Foxes, etc.

Macy and a Lady Cusack

Television is riddled with one outrageous show after the next, and we eat them up week after week.

Shameless, currently in its second season, is about as crazy as it comes, as it focuses on a family of six kids struggling through life as their alcoholic father (Willaim H. Macy) spends all their money on the bottle. At first it sounds depressing, but definitely stick with it, as the entire show becomes lovably absurd.

Balancing the dramas with the lightness of everyday life is done well in that the show doesn't for a minute take itself too seriously. With each new shocking event that occurs we understand that the kids are simply doing what they need to do. Robbing a meat truck? Yeah, they have to eat. Taking the SAT's for other students? Sure, they need extra cash.

There is always comedy within the darkest moments, and this show perfectly captures how it is that we take that and always keep chugging along.

William H. Macy mugging to the camera as an inexcuseable, extremely unlikeable, fall down drunk is as sad as it is comic gold. Then Joan Cusack's incredible face peeked onto the screen, and I thought, how can this get any better? She plays a sex crazed agoraphobic? Brilliant.

Television is bringing all of the greatest actors together, to play amazing characters,  and it is truly a fantastic thing.

Having recently finished the first season, I can't say how the second season fares, but I am looking forward to the further adventures of The Gallager clan. What will happen next?

Sunshine In February
 

Simply - A day that has sunshine is exponentially better than one without.

Weekly Buffet: The Tube

News in the world of television has been sparking up to an extreme level in the last couple days with further developments on one exciting new project after the next. 

That box in our living room continues to prove that some of the most genius work is being done on a daily basis on the small screen. Even with all the new shows to fall in love with, there is still plenty to discover from the past.

From an American legend, to an American joke, and to an acclaimed short lived American show which is new to some, and adored by others-here is a taste of the week in TV:

MaClaine Does Downton

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The residents of  Downton Abbey have their hands deep in the trenches of WWI, and even with several climactic Season Two episodes yet to air, it would be believed that this PBS masterpiece couldn't get any better. But wait, it happened.

Some vital and incredible information released this week about the upcoming production of Season Three is even leading to brief fainting fits onto chaise lounges-Downton Abbey fans are just that fancy.

Next year there will be a face off of epic proportions; the dames vs. the classy broads as Shirley Maclaine struts her way across the pond, and ventures into the world of Downton. In truly genius casting, she will play the mother of Lady Grantham.

As mother in laws, the entire season will have Maclaine and Maggie Smith in a perpetual side-eye starring contest, and, better yet, a war of classy early 1900's rebuttals.

Can't. Wait.

TV Flashback: Sports Nights

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Resurrecting TV shows for an audience unaware of its existence, or was too young to enjoy (like me!), is one of the most enjoyable elements of the instant streaming capabilities of Netflix.  

As an avid list reader (and compiler) one show perpetually shows up on many lists that detail critically acclaimed greats that were canceled too soon; and that is why I'm thrilled to finally have caught up on the short lived series, Sports Night.

Aaron Sorkin must be a sports fan. Coincidentally, his recent Oscar nomination as co-writer of the screenplay for Moneyball is not his first successful foray into the world of baseball.

Way back in '98, he created and penned Sports Night, a show that didn't find his characters in a dugout, but instead placed them bustling through the halls of a TV studio with last minute scripts and only 30 seconds to air. The crazed filled antics of working on a live late night cable sports show is equally as nail-biting as a tie game at the bottom of the ninth.

From the opening scene, Sorkin's quintessential smart banter and quick pacing makes Sports Night instantly top-notch, even as the show slightly struggles to find its identity as either a comedy or drama. Painfully, the beginning of the first season has a distracting laugh track. Ouch.

Thankfully, they discovered rather quickly that the show was masterful at both being humorous and dramatic without all that forced fake laughter.

Peter Krause and Felicity Huffman, who are still succeeding at being glorious on TV, lead the cast through two seasons, which also finds William H. Macy showing up with a fantastic mustache that adds even a pinch more amazing. No secret, those three would make me adore anything.

Sometimes, but not always, the shows with one or two seasons are the most memorable. Like My So Called Life,  Freaks and Geeks, and Pushing Daises, Sports Night, with only a short amount of time, created a perfect little world with no flaws, where each episode can be enjoyed endlessly.

That's A Game Changer

If possible, there is something better than Tina Fey as Sarah Palin and that is Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin in the HBO movie, Game Change.

Based on the book of the same name, the film follows the craziness that was the 2008 Presidential election.

Literally, this is bringing back the sweat inducing nightmares I had which involved that woman smiling behind the desk in the oval office. 

I'll get off my soap box and move on to a more serious topic, and an age old question: WHO (WHO!), will play the raving beauty that is Cindy Mccain? I can see that face lift from my house.

Strike That. Reverse It.

For the last few months I have been talking some serious s-h-i-t. However, being a reasonable person, I'll admit being wrong, especially when the claims refer to important matters, like a movie or television show.
 
It's no secret that Season Three of Parks and Recreation has turned me into a Pawnee,IN loving maniac.  Now, I wasn't always a fan, and have been making bold remarks all year to anyone who would listen; why did this show take so long to be good? It's hilarious now, but, WOAH, Season One was terrible!

Truth is-Parks and Recreation was always funny.

This weekend I decided to give Season One a second chance, and realized it's just as ingenious and hilarious as the newest season. Was my funny bone broken back in 2009? More likely, in the height of my love of The Office, I was bitter that a show would even dare to attempt a similar idea. Now, of course, it is evident that those two shows couldn't be more different.

The fact that I am now attached to all the characters has also made it easy to go back and love the early episodes. When the show first started, on the surface the characters seem pretty zaney, and Leslie could have been interpreted as rather intense and crazy (in a good way), which isn't everyone's cup of tea for laughs.

In my opinion, this is the tragedy behind why Arrested Development got canceled. These types of dry, witty, comedies need time for an audience to be drawn to it in big numbers. Sometimes (stressed....SOMETIMES) TV big wigs get it right. Good thing some suit out there stopped Parks and Rec from facing the same fate as the Bluths, which gave morons like me time to snap out of it. As the show continues on, we now love the crazy, yet endearing, qualities of these characters and the audience continues to grow.





Anyone else willing to accept the challenge of becoming a full fledged Parks and Rec super-fan, it's all streaming live on Netflix right now. Highlights from Season One:

1. Andy cleaning the house with two broken legs.
2. Andy greeting a fellow gentlemen at "the pit" as they each throw in their haul of garbage.
3. Tom "Peacocking" at a bar.
4. Leslie participating, and rather enjoying, a (bagged) dog poop fight with some hooligans.

If there were one thing the producers should change if they had a time machine and could go back to Season One, and  make it even more amazing? Bring in Jean-Ralphio from day one-obviously.

Farewell, Mr. Scott

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Everything is starting to blur together this week; what day is it? Thursday? Great!

This fact is fantastic for two reasons; one-tomorrow is Friday, two-NBC comedies air tonight. Although, a single tear is coming down my face as I realized that we have reached it-the point of no return for The Office; can it possibly survive without Steve Carell?

Tonight, Michael Scott gallivants off to Montana (or was it Colorado? Oh, well, somewhere West of Scranton) with Holly, where they will live happily ever after, doing terrible impressions together in a log cabin. That's how I'll imagine it anyway-they are as perfect for each other as television couples can get!

As we wish Steve Carell on his way, to bigger and better things in the movie industry, let us not forget all of those memorable times: Michael Klump. Booze Cruizin. Scotts Tots. Prison Mike. Really too many to count, and better summed up in a clip montage.




He even proposed using Yoda speak for crying out loud; oh Michael, where will the world be without your antics.

As this season began, and it was revealed that Carell would be making his exit, I didn't think I would care that much. Though still funny, mostly the show had been slowing deflating the past couple of seasons. Then, BAM! this recent season has been consistently outrageous, and gut-bustingly hilarious.

Not only that, but Scott as a character has so profoundly evolved. At first he was the creepy boss we all hate, but in recent seasons, Scott has become endearing (though still clueless)-you just want to give him a hug! Now, I nearly plead for Carell to hold on.

It's too late, we've lost him. Well, on TV anyway.

I left room at the bottom, so I could sign off with this character's lasting cultural legacy- a "That's What She Said" joke.

It seems like it would be really simple to think of one, but actually, it's quite hard.

That's what she said.

Yes, I just wrote that. Michael would be proud.

Night Of Neglect Indeed

Glee just isn't what it used to be. Don't get me wrong, the show still has a place in my heart, but progressively through the season it has been losing that little something that made it special.

In the past, every weekly installment would leave a glow around viewers-people would be buzzing about the drama or emotional revelation's characters were dealing with, or even be discussing the creative and "can't believe they went there" moments; honestly, I can't remember the last time I felt this way after watching an episode of Glee.

The stories are no longer compelling, leaving the talented cast with not a lot to work with. Even the music selections have been terrible. Is it because they are running out of musicians who will cooperate with the show?

Things were looking up after the last new episode several weeks ago, which found New Directions at regionals performing original music. Songs like "Loser Like Me" transformed the show into the original vibe that we all fell in love with when it began; talented kids who don't get appreciated, get bullied, and the audience really relates.

Last nights, hugely anticipated new episode (the first in a month), once again faltered. Gwenyth was back, again. While I have nothing against Ms. Paltrow, whenever she is on the show, her presence overpowers all the younger actors. There are already too many kids on the show, but they bring in huge stars instead of drumming up stories for the characters we already love and don't see nearly enough? Huge mistake.



[Adele, you show 'em how it's really done.]

When Paltrow's appearances first began, earlier in the season, it was really great; she rocked her version of "Forget You", so much that I almost like the song edited more than the original, and the countrified version of "Landslide" was lovely. However, after last night, it's just enough already.

While Paltrow excelled in covering pop tunes, powerful ballads may not be her strong suit. How did they even release that version of "Turning Tables" out of a recording studio? (If you missed it, check it out!) It made sense for Paltrow's storyline last night, but they should have saved that brilliant song for later in the show, and let someone like Santana tackle the sucker. Seriously.

Also, who else loved Paltrow's close to home, zinger of a monologue, about haters? Apparently I learned nothing. Another fine point; even though I love Emma and Will, why did we get no proper farewell to Stamos? We hardly knew ye.

Glee, come back to us! Fans still know that those creative, brilliant, eye-brow raising stories are still in you! We'll be waiting.

"April Come She Will"

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If last night proved anything it is that, Parks and Recreation just keeps getting better and better.

At first I was a hesitant fan, and now it is lightly, (only a bit!), encroaching on my endless devotion to 30 Rock. When it comes to hilarious and brilliant comedy television, there is always room to share.

Everything about the episode last night was completely "awesomesauce".

First of all, April (Aubrey Plaza) and Andy (Chris Pratt) are planning a fancy party, so they hand out ridiculous invitations with suggestions for what guests should bring. Who needs to bring a side dish when you can be responsible for picking up Avatar in 3D, 50 3D glasses, as well as a 3D capable television?

Notable other inclusions; Leslie's (Amy Poehler) reference to the tragic young couple in A Walk To Remember, Ron pulling a tooth, which made others pass out, a performance by Andy's band, Mouse Rat, and the ridiculously cute burgeoning relationship between Leslie and Ben (Adam Scott)!

However, nothing beats a SURPRISE wedding! Andy and April were not just throwing a party, but actually a wedding, which probably, completely shocked most viewers, including myself.

Getting emotional about television weddings, is truly embarrassing, but something most people would admit happens (Pam and Jim's wedding at Niagara Falls? Come on!). I love Chris Pratt, since back from those Everwood days, but that wasn't why I teared up.

Actually, last night's Parks and Rec was all straight laughs, until the actual wedding procession when, the fitting, "April Come She Will", started playing, and then I lost it; that song will forever slay me.

One of the most beautiful Simon & Garfunkel songs, and I owe my love because of a film; The Graduate.




The Graduate is the first movie that made me appreciate "film" as an art. Mike Nichols, who directed the film, perfectly used music throughout the entire movie to create a flow of transitions. The above video showcases my two favorite segments, including the scenes using "April Come She Will".

Will April and Andy be a no nonsense, lasting love, or will they at some point end up in the back of a bus, like Elaine and Ben, driving towards an unknown future? Parks and Recreation is just picking up speed, so only time will tell.

Saturday Night's Alright For Comedy

Greatly overdue, but, being the Elton John fanatic that I am (and to be caught up on BEDA!), how could I go on without weighing in on last Saturday's SNL?

Saturday Night Live has been a go-to event for me since middle school, but lately it has been something I only watch if there is an interesting host.

Especially over the last couple years SNL has been ridiculed to no end, and, to some degree the bashing has been justified. Case in point; Elton John was the host, but before Weekend Update he was only in two sketches! This is, to me, a fatal mistake.

In his place, we did get to have several incredible cameos by Tom Hanks. He was featured in three bits, including a genius sketch with both himself and John. The sketch involved a dragon storming London, and a gathering of the only people who can save civilization; the musicians and actors who have been knighted!

John played himself (as he was in almost every sketch), but the priceless part was Hanks perfectly embodying Michael Cain. Tom Hanks never fails and is always welcome in anything.





Towards the end of the episode, John started to appear in more sketches, but none of them too memorable. As SNL tends to do lately, the host is not utilized to their best degree. This is all too bad as the night started off with high hopes, as John nailed his hilarious monologue (succeeding where most hosts epically fail).

All in all, even though he should have been given more of a chance, it was not a terrible outing on the SNL front and it is always enjoyable to see Elton performing, not just as a musician, but also as a zaney entertainer.

FNL May Be Over...

Good friends living large in Texas.

True, and a motto to live your life by, no matter where that may be. Now, I may not be from Texas, but nothing has ever made me wish I knew some real live Texans so I could visit more than Friday Night Lights. Yeah, this show is incredible. You either love it, or have never heard of it; I suggest you get to know it.

However, it is obvious that more people have never laid their eyes on this show, which is why Direct TV had to intervene and shell out some dough to NBC in order to save it. The move also makes the show exclusive to Direct TV subscribers before anyone else.

Due to this fact, even fans of the show, may not have heard; FNL has officially aired its final episode. Direct TV people know the fate of the folks of Dillon, Texas! Avoiding spoilers in reviews for the final episode, has been the toughest thing all week. Do I want to know? Yes, but also no. The rest of us will have to wait until April when it airs on NBC.

Face it, it's over! Nothing makes that fact more clear than seeing the talented cast dispersed, like the hot ticket they are, to every other TV show and movie on the market. No more Panthers and Lions, Tastee Freeze, Riggins Riggs, affairs with student teachers, or Tim Riggins (I know, that one is the hardest to let go), but the actors are finding many ways to stay relevant in our hearts.

From doctors to superheros, even if you know nothing about Friday Night Lights, these people are probably starting to look a little familiar:


Tyra (Adrianne Palicki)

Tyra has been MIA on FNL for several seasons (but she better make a cameo in the last season), which has given her plenty of time to further her career.

After a failed television show (the first axed show of the new television season, Lone Star) she has an upcoming role on the big screen in the remake of Red Dawn (without Swayze, why are they even trying?). Just announced yesterday, Palicki will also work towards star status as the next Wonder Woman.

 
Matt Saracen (Zach Gilford)

Doctor shows, used to be on my television radar, but I no longer have any interest. When I saw Gilford's face in the preview for Off The Map, that show about doctors working in some wild jungle, I decided to see what this was all about. Let's just say, this didn't revive my interest in doctor shows.

Whatever, Gilford is cute, charming, funny and everyone adores him, he will be around for awhile.


Lyla Garrity (Minka Kelly)

From dating Derek Jeter to her stint in the masterpiece, The Roomate, Minka Kelly has been the most visible actor post FNL. Since I will not, ever, shell out money for any wannabee Single White Female movies, I have had to only notice Kelly in her little, yet impressive, role as an Asperger's specialist on Parenthood.

Also, it was just announced that Kelly will join a new cast of Charlies Angels. So many remakes! Why? Are we completely out of ideas?

Vince (Michael Jordan)

No, not THAT Michael Jordan, I wish. Still, what an awesome thing to name your kid. If your last name was Jordan, consider it your responsibility to name him/her Michael (and/or Tracy).

NBC really keeps it in the family as Mr. Jordan also is a cast member on Parenthood. On FNL, his inclusion into the later seasons gave the story its needed shot of drama a lot of the time, and I continue to enjoy him playing, utterly, nice guys characters, who lead tragic lives.

T.I.M. Riggins (Taylor Kitsch)

After opening "Riggins Riggs" and then ending up in jail, the fate of Tim Riggins is up in the air. On the other hand, we all know where Taylor Kitsch's career is destined to go; only bigger and better.

Most notably, he has a role in the big budget movie based on a board game, Battleship. Yeah, this sounds kind of, actually, really dumb, but all that matters is the trifecta of Kitsch, Skarsgard, and Nesson. I'm all in.

Plus, I just noticed another FNL alumni, Landry aka "Lance" (who I LOVE) is in the movie. Also, I just realized it is directed by FNL creator, Peter Berg; seriously, this can't lose.



Coach Eric Taylor (Kyle Chandler)

If you watched the Super Bowl, one of the many exciting movie trailers showcased, was the new Spielberg produced flick, Super 8.

Loaded with secrecy, all that is really shown is a lot of explosions. Spielberg is involved, so it will be about aliens. Although, all that really matters is it looks scary, intense, and Chandler is the star. 

With all the remakes happening, I have a few ideas for Chandler to star in next. Can you just imagine Christopher Nolan's next masterpiece, Early Edition: The Movie? Seriously, he would make that EPIC.


Notable mentions;  

Tammy Taylor (Connie Britton): Where you at? There are many rumors circling her next move, and I will follow where ever she goes.

Jason Street (Scott Porter): After continually seeing him at award shows this year, and wondering why he was there, (since FNL only gets love sometimes) I looked him up. Allegedly he's on The Good Wife. Oh...that show...

Jess (Jurnee Smollett): Don't lie, everyone from my generation has known this girl forever. As a child actress she can never live down being Michelle Tanner's friend, among other things. She's grown up now, and after FNL, she joined that cast of that show with Jerry O'Connel and a Belushi.

Luke Cafferty (Matt Lauria): Look for him on The Chicago Code. According to my bro, this is a quality new cop show.


How will the show end? Having caught about six episodes (via the internet...shhh don't tell) from the final season already, there are some ideas brewing. I decided to hold off until it was legit and catch it with the rest of America. Plus, it will just prolong the end. It's like holding off on finishing the last page of an incredible book.

Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can't Lose.

For The Love Of Ina

It had to be done, I couldn't resist any longer; all week I have been bombarded by one incredible moment after another from Ina Garten.

First of all, last weekend, her televised cooking show/dream maker slapped together one of the greatest feats put on this earth. Several women bid at a charity event to have a lunch at Ina's house, and oh, to be one of those women!

It's not enough that they got to fawn over and eat some delicious food in her enviable backyard, but their produce shop boy for the day was Alec Baldwin, who hand picked all the vegetables from a heavenly field somewhere in the Hamptons (where apparently Santa Claus works in his off season). It goes without saying, but I would really like it if Alec Baldwin did all my grocery shopping.

After scouring the net for video proof that this episode was not just a mirage, I happily stumbled upon a post via Gawker, which also detailed the event.

(When it comes to clips from this show, I will take what I can get)

If that wasn't great enough, an oldie, but goodie episode that just aired, basically pushed me over the edge. For any fans, they know it's basically all about Ina and her husband Jeffrey. They are literally too perfect for words, even when they are being really cutesy (which is all the time), but in the end they can really do no wrong.

It was their 40th wedding anniversary and Ina was throwing together her best meal, including Italian Wedding Soup, which looks super yummy, and one fan recreated here. Although, this was definitely not the best part.

Jeffrey was reliving their past, which apparently included camping all over France. It had obviously been 40 years since that activity, because watching him struggle to pitch a tent in their backyard like the days of yore, was priceless. Sadly, no video of said event. If there was I would be sitting and watching that piece on repeat.

Out of all the immense love for cooking shows, Ina stands out because her food looks good enough to rip out of the screen and her way of cooking is also really accessible. Even if she uses fancy ingredients sometimes, I think anyone can feel confident about recreating one of her dishes.

(Side Note: I lived TOO much of my life without THIS)